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Thursday, August 14th, 2003
1:00 pm
i am fucking hot and it sucks i wanna own something but it is hot
Sunday, August 10th, 2003
12:37 pm
WTF
why the fuck is everyone so busy latley i called like 20 people last night to go hang out drink or somethign and everybody is either gone or fucking busy it angers me and makes me sad since that makes me have to stay home and do nothing!
Thursday, July 31st, 2003
2:38 pm
Flash Kick cafe Fight
Dude i just got in a fight at an internet cafe because my video game skills are to nice either know i havn't played this game long i still killed everybody well i played it for a while but not hardcore it is called counter strike and i was at the internet cafe with a friend i havn't seen forever and i was killing everyone and this one guy so many times that he pushed me out of my seat and i went guile on his ass and round housed him in the stomach/chest area it truely kicked his ass he couldn't get up
we got kicked out 15 mins early and the kid we saw him walking home holding his gut hahahahaha
to think he started it and i finished it he was like trying to punch me and was pushing me and i am like dude calm down
then he pushed me far enough so i can fully extend my round house into his GUT!!!!!!!!! my arms may be toned but my legs are fucking dominant european fighter technique styles i learn in poland when i was a little kid
Monday, July 28th, 2003
12:33 pm
MY ART CLASS
my art class in college is full which is ceramics so i am fucking pissed i need 3 credits somewhere now and i am gonna see if i can take advanced potters wheel straight out because i am angerd and wanna do ceramics and i need 3 credits for the 12 credit full time
Saturday, July 26th, 2003
10:44 am
XBOX MADNESS!!
I got my Xbox today and the best thing is that it was free. A brand new xbox inside the box in a plastic bag. i am so happy i went out after i got the xbox and spent 100 dallors though on another controller a save pack and dead or alive xtream beach vball.
it was worth the hundy. but yea i had nothing to do last night so i basically sat on my ass
and played my new xbox and tried cool stuff with it. I put about 36 80's great songs on there so whenever i play a game that allows custom sound tracks i always got some songs to add in there OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i am so bord so i play xbox and i got work in about 1 hour and it is a 7 fucking hour shift so i am basically screwed for the day because when i get back i got to give medicine to some cats next door and feed them which also takes about an hour so any friends with me today is a bust :(
Thursday, July 24th, 2003
11:06 pm
Softball
today in softball was kinda fun
i was pretty angry that this fucking kid was playing my position
but i offered to play outfeild since it goes there alot and people
are gay and always want there way
but when a ball came toward me my friend and i both collided into eachother and i did a flip and landed on my ass it wasn;t very funny for me but looked good so i nodded
and i got like 8 fucking base hits over the night because i was unstopable
but then i was getting bord of the outfeild
so i told this replacement to suck my cock and get in right feild
yea he did as i said because i was wearing a mint green thermal with a white trash hat on
and he said no i was here first
then i said seniority fuck face
then in the backround i hear people saying get get the fuck in right feild
and the kid bitched and moaned as i played my position and won the talking shit award
thats what happend in 2 softball games in 1 night
and jeanette decided to step in and talk to me for like 15 20 mins because she was cool enough to watch me play with my nice gear
and i did great and nobody else could stop me and i was happy she was there
well i am out of here so i can try and find some food or a drink i havn't seen that shit
in my house forever it is fucking lame i need food and water it is like starving my dog over here ohhhhhhhhh
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003
4:55 pm
Last Night Owned Me
I stayed the Night at my friend brandons house and his house owned me
his room smelt like cat shit and since it was hott a fucking hot shit supreme
so we didn't go in his room we ended up staying in the living room and i brought my
Dream cast and we played a lot of shitty games that i never seen before while
listening to bobby Browns greatest hits and fucking owning it with new radicals as well
and a new wave cd we were also gonna listen to fleetwood mac van halen and eddie moneys greatests by we ran out of time oh well shit happends and the music selection was quite
a treat i must admit
Monday, July 21st, 2003
5:35 pm
HOW HORNY AM I
Eyebrow Smiley
You are pretty horny. Sex is definitely not a
foreign concept for you, and you're probably
ready to do some serious lovin'. Still, you're
not as horny as some.


How Horny are YOU?
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i owned myself with horny
5:07 pm
more cat shit but still some good news
today i woke up at 11:30 hearing a phone call from the next door neighboor
we call her cat bitch but she called me so i had to answer
she said chris i need u for 5 more days i will pay u 15 a day
so i am stuck cleaning cat and dog shit for 5 days i guess it is worth 75 bucks
today was a lovley monday waking up to a lawnmower and a massive big headache
i told her i was leaving and couldnt come over till 1:30
i hung up went to sleep till 1:30 got up and went over there
i had to own some 3 legged cat so i could hear my responsibilities
either way when i got back i downloaded some cool 80's music and talked to my friend
brandon adams. we were talking about how we took out these 2 guys in CS last night
when we were down 8-4 we caught up and won second round 9-0 the people banned up from the
server and played with themselves for like 2 hours in the server woundering how we beat there fucking asses so bad. Well i am expecting to hang out with some girl tonight but
knowing how i make plans i will prolly sit on my ass and nothing will happen. hey name is jeanette and she owns me because she works for a company that makes all the games that i play mostly blizzard games. well i hope we do something tonight i was gonna call her at 6-7 and see what was shaking so i guess i am out of here to listen to really good music
i downloaded 15 songs in like 5 mins so i am stacked for about 1 hour later guys
Friday, July 18th, 2003
8:57 pm
ABORT MISSION
i went to buy an xbox today at target and i was short a couple bucks
and they wouldn't even cover me when i was short a couple bucks
i mean crap i work there whats up with that
oh well i will get it next time i come in
12:29 pm
Swear Quiz
asshole
your asshole.


What swear word are you?
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
9:00 pm
the test
this is how i am deal with it kidos :)

Test Results
You think of yourself as being sexy, fun, active, and ownage.
Others think of you as being hug, slow, strong, and deadly.
Your relationships can be described as , , , and .
When stressed, you feel happy.
Take this test here.
Tuesday, July 15th, 2003
8:41 pm
Chill day
Today was a pretty cool day today either know i really did nothing
i got in touch with my nerdyness and started playing diablo2
jon vuong and i were owning some monsters i was captain commando the great druid
jon was ryu the ass ass in
but i made a reserve guy just in case his name is Zangiefster he is my barb
yea today is pretty chill besides the monster rash on my arms it is screwing me up
if anybody has an antidote i would gladly pay some gold for it perhaps 80
Sunday, July 13th, 2003
1:49 am
2nd day on the job
Uh Target 2nd day was much harder but better than cashier
i was mainly a zoner with a loners tude
my main problem was i went into shit feeling shitty
thats why it was so hard
either know i am always nice when i am in front of people
so basically the people at the store saw my BS style
and i showed them i can be happy either know i itch all day and have pounding migrane
on the job
yea i kept a smile that is real talent
i am so lonley and a loner i have no friends that wanna hang out with me anymore
except my very few that understand my master skills of games and sports
Friday, July 11th, 2003
6:18 pm
First Day on the JOb
Man work sucks ass. I got a job at target and i was supposed to work 4 hours my first
shift but instead i ended up working 6
i mean shit and i was doing a crap load of lifting
but i showed the world i can grasp 150 lbs boxes zangief style
bear hug it and pile drive it onto a pulley i owned those boxes hardcore
Thursday, July 10th, 2003
11:34 pm
WILD RIVERS
Today was great me and 4 friends went to wild rivers and 2 of my friends did a funny ass thing on blue mountain. my friend gary and eddie
went off of blue mountain on the left side and then when they got on the
last turn of the mountain. out of nowhere eddie kicks gary into the air
and gary flys all the way over the mountain into the other side of it
and he finished the ride on the other side of the mountain
the life guard looked in awe
and eddie was pleading it was an accident so they wouldn't get timeout
there was a lot of skin there u know and i owned the world with my white skills
i hurt my nutz on the last time we went on surf hill because on the last fall i got mad air
and landed on my nuts. we did not buy any funnel cake and i was sad.
but we did have to go pee 2 times
1 time we went in the safari zone by the way we did not stub our toes due to water socks
and the other time we went in the jacussy whatever
and i guess we went 1 more time in the wave pool
and when i went piss in there a little kid went under water right through it
he must have hit a tropical spring there with heated water
yea i marked my territory on him
Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
3:41 pm
Wounderful Day and Nerdy
today what quite an eventful time. So far i got 5 wins in warcraft3 but then my next
door neighboor came over and she gave me 130 dollars
but while i was getting the money she was taking her sweet ass time
and i was in a game so i basically lost a game for like 3 people just so i can get 130 dollars u guys tell me if it was the rightthing to do or not


But the best thing of all is. I picked up the mail today. And smack dab right in
my face i see a mail that said crompton corp.
i was laughing my ass off to this mail that said crompton corp. Stacey and clayton know why
CROMPTON FUN WALK FO LIFE
WHA WHA Crompton in the house
Crompton has left the building

Later
12:02 am
I Got My Hair Cut
Christian cut my hair today and it looks cool. now i can be a nice goth
with blond hair of course. Hey clayton or anybody out there
How do u put a picture in a post am i able to do so because i wanna own the world
i want people to see what i look like so people can make fun of me
Well i lost all my 800 songs on my computer and i am brain farting so people i need
to list off some great 80's bands and some other types of bands i need a big ammount
so i can get all my music back in a jiff
i can only think of like a dozen alone and i used to have like 100's
HELP ME OUT MY FRIENDS :)
Tuesday, July 8th, 2003
9:19 pm
Poor Or Conservitive??
Today i felt great. my bro and i made 8.59 getting rid of our cans we used for the week
it was quite superb guys.
i suggest to the world to give your cans to the can man
and the can man can give respect to me
and give me 8.59 for tin

OWNAGE
12:47 am
once again carless
my brother just took my fucking car to get some shit and i got no clue what it going on
it needs an oil change for like 4 days now
and nothing has been done about it
i am getting scared for my baby(my car)
i hope he comes back soon with my car
so i won't be bord and play warcraft all night waiting
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